Cardigans

A little background about this post: I have large boobs and thus must make concessions in the clothes that I own and what I wear out on a date or to dinner with friends. I find there is nothing more annoying than looking like a huge slut in everyday wear.

I was going out to a fancy dinner with my old boss. I was digging through my closet and was having difficultly finding something to wear, my best friend Bar suggested this super cute Navy dress which I responded with it makes my boobs look big. Her response was they are big, so put a cardigan on.

Here lies my problem: what exactly is the cardigan supposed to do? Hide the boobs or highlight them? To hide them you really should put on a poncho... which would look hideous. OR you could button the cardigan up, provided it went all the way to the neck, but then again I am sure some gaping would occur and that would be horrible. I find that I just want to button a few buttons down around my waist which I believe, and my mirror supports this claim, that all this does it highlight the fact that your boobs do not fit in the top of said outfit.

I have yet to come up with a solution to this problem, but I do really like Bar's advice you do have big boobs so live with it. I am sure that I will come up with more solutions, sometimes I wear a scarf and that can hide the boob explosion (note: this is not a fail proof method, it is just a good plan).

I hope that I have brought a little joy to your day.

-H

PS. some of the new fashions are NOT made for people with big boobs they are made for pencil people!